According to a survey of college students, the iPod is more “in” than drinking beer. What makes you feel more like the “in” crowd, your beer or your iPod?
For bonus points: if you were stuck on a desert island (is there any other type to be stuck on?) would you rather have an iPod or beer? To make it fair, this takes place in a bizarre world where the iPod's battery wouldn't run out buy you'd be stuck with the music currently on it and your beer supply would be endless.
Link via: TUAW