Believe it or don't, we here at Hail the Ale! don't spend all our time frequenting all the beer joints on these here Internets. Sometimes we go into some of the better gin joints and such and find other alcohol-related goodies that our dear readers may enjoy.
Cocktail.com has a list of football (American, not that one with the round ball) drinks cleverly named after penalties and plays in football. Since I don't really care for mixed drinks, the Quarterback Sack seems like it tastes authentic.