Desperate for Beer: You bring beer/shovel driveway, then maybe we make out. – 31

That was the title of a post on the Boston craigslist in the men seeking women category. It gets better:

Lets face it. I need a Woman.
I'm also out of Beer and my driveway needs shoveling.

You're Hot, Young and Good with your hands.

For shoveling my driveway and bringing me beer I'll give you an evening you'll never forget. We can go out too, but you'll have to drive AND pay, since I'm a little down on my luck monetarily and even if you do dig my car out, it's a run-down shit-box that wont run. Dig?



P.S. I'll answer all responses on a first come/first serve basis.

So ladies, if you meet Anthony’s strict standards, be sure to track him down. It shouldn’t be hard.


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