Beer Warnings

Greg over at Greg's World has a nice post with suggestions for those FDA warnings on our beer here in the US. Some of my favorites:

4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

11.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

12. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

13. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

14.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally
disappear.

Click on over there and read them all.

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