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These are all good rules to keep in mind to prevent you from looking like a jackass at the bar/party or being a crappy friend. Some of my favorites:

29. If you owe someone twenty dollars or less, you may pay them back in beer.

31. If you have been roommates with someone more than six months, you may drink all their beer, even if it's hidden, as long as you leave them one.

34. If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge.

35. Learn to appreciate hangovers. If it was all good times every jackass would be doing it.

Link via: Days That End in Y 

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[This is a repost of last year's tips. Not only am  I lazy, but this still applies. Have a Happy New Year! - Chris 12/30/06]

Since everyone else is posting them, I figured I'd give it a go too. So, without further ado (whatever that is), here are Chris' tips for preventing hangovers:

Drink in moderation and pace yourself. Duh!, you say? Well, New Year's parties are all about moderation and pacing. Find a pace that you can handle and also a max. number of drinks and stick with it. If you reach your max. before the end of the party, stop drinking or face the consequences.

Rehydrate. In other words, drink water. Drink one glass/bottle of water for each alcohol drink you drink.

Avoid drinks that normally give you a hangover. This sounds like common sense but party goers tend to get out of their normal drinking habits and drink things they normally don't. If you know red wine gives you a headache, don't drink it. If you know that Jaeger bombs make you feel like someone removed your brain with a melon baller and put it back in through your nose, then don't drink them.

Take your favorite pre-bedtime hangover prevention. If you think that two vitamin C tablets or a glass of goat urine help you to feel better in the morning then do it. It may be physiological, it may be psychological but either way if it is something you have tried that works, go for it.

Party like it's 2005 2006!

Or the eye as it appears is common also. Link and advice via Days That End in Y where you should go to see the video that inspired the title of this post.

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This has to be seen to be believed. Be sure to watch the second part since it shows the result a bit better.

How true, how true. This is why I don't dance:

See the full post for more. I like the one with the grass and bed. 

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