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What Beer Should You Drink? Use This Handy Flowchart

Chris Scott — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:47:13 +0000

From Eating the Road comes this awesome flowchart on choosing the right beer:

Best River Beer Ever!

Chris Scott — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 15:13:46 +0000

Found in a grocery store in Helen, GA. Lucky for me they had good beer as you can see by the Old Chub next to it. We passed on the Keystone Light and picked up some Magic Hat, SweetWater, Terrapin, and Dog Fish Head.

Fail Whale Pale Ale

Chris Scott — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 19:28:51 +0000

If only it was real…

Funny Beer Video

Chris Scott — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 22:23:57 +0000

You know when people say they have a funny video for you to watch and it isn’t funny? Well, this isn’t one of them. Thanks to HTA reader Lars for sending this in.

Hello Beer, My Old Friend

Beer Themed Halloween Costumes

Chris Scott — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:50:56 +0000

At the suggestion of a friend, I bring you some beer-themed Halloween costumes. These are all from Buy Halloween Costumes. I don’t get anything if you buy through them but I have used them in the past and their costumes are pretty good and they have a huge selection.

Captain 6 Pack:

I like this one since it is easy to do and you have an easy way to carry your beer with you. This would be even better to do if you are grossly overweight and the shirt looks more like a half shirt.

The Refreshinator:

This is Captain 6 Pack’s busty sidekick. Need I say more? Didn’t think so. This one would not be funny if you are grossly overweight. Well, actually…yeah, it would be funny.

Beer Pong Table:

Depending on the crowd at your Halloween party, wearing this will either make you the life of the party or the biggest douchebag there–even bigger than the guy dressed as an actual douchebag.

Beer Keg (Plus Size):

This one is for you husky kids. One-liners to use while wearing this one: “Pump my head”, “Free kegstands”, “I’m a half barrel of pure sex”, “Can I fill you up?”.

Beer Googles:

Are you lame and don’t want to commit to a costume? Try this great take on a classic joke that never gets old. NOTE: wearing these while driving is a bad idea.

Beer Garden Girl:

Prost! A word of warning for the ladies: wearing this to a party or bar will ensure at least one drunk guy will mistake you for a medieval servant and drunkenly exclaiming “Wench! Get me my beer!”. Right before puking on your shoes.

Beerdolier | Uncrate

Chris Scott — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 16:52:22 +0000

The Beerdolier at Uncrate. A must for tailgating season.

Link via: Phil

Video: Sexy Guinness

Chris Scott — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:25:27 +0000

Video:Sexy Guinness. Probably NSFW.

Celebrate the 3rd of July With Beer Videos

Chris Scott — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:35:44 +0000

Two of them. First, from Wicked Awesome Films (via Tim) one explaining why Sam Adams is the best beer in the entire world.

Next, Asahi’s beer pouring robot (via Hack a Day).

PBR Coffin

Chris Scott — Tue, 06 May 2008 18:56:46 +0000

Surely you’ve seen the guy w/the PBR coffin by now. If not, here you go:

So, if you had no pride what beer label would you emblazon on your coffin? I’m going with Belzebuth.

Beerguard T-Shirts from The Barley Blog

Chris Scott — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:29:43 +0000

At least I’m assuming they are the ones that made this. Either way, I love the shirt (partial to the red myself).