For All You Do, InBev Bought You

I’ve held off on posting about the pending negotiations of InBev purchasing A-B since until there is an agreement, a press release, and regulatory approval it doesn’t really matter that much to you and me. Well, yesterday two of the three were completed and A-B agreed to InBev’s offer to make sweet multinational behemoth love. This is being called a merger, but it seems like InBev made the moves and was calling the shots.

It looks like A-B will likely sell off its theme park business but will continue using its U.S. breweries to inflict sub-standard beer on North America. “The companies also said they remain commited to A-B’s wholesalers”. I pulled out my Merger Press Release to English Dictionary and found out this translates as: wholesalers will be getting the shaft after the dust settles.

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#1 Cory on 07.15.08 at 4:30 pm

What’s on tap now for Budweiser? CNBC takes you inside America’s 130-year love affair with the King of Beers. Now that InBev has agreed to purchase the iconic American brand, CNBC’s “American Originals: Budweiser” offers a first look at the new reality for Bud. Watch CNBC on Thursday, July 17 at 9p/12a ET to see the side of Budweiser you’ve never seen before… the past the present and the future. Click here for web highlights.

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#2 Mark Jaquith on 07.16.08 at 3:44 pm

Maybe our soon-to-be-out-of-a-job president should buy their theme parks. That way at least the new name will be a homonym.

But only if they rename “Gwazi” to “Condi.”

“Please sit back and keep your arms inside the coaster as you experience the thrill ::bored pause:: … of the Condi.”

#3 Chris Scott on 07.16.08 at 3:50 pm

@Mark: well, Rice and Bud is a fitting mix.

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